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Whereas the United States is under constant,
imminent, total and dire threat of terrorist attack; whereas George W. Bush and His Presidency
are necessary to the prevention of future terrorist attacks — not to
mention awesome; whereas a vote taken at the wrong time
could severely endanger the awesome Presidency of President George W. Bush; therefore we, the undersigned, hereby
call for elections, if scheduled, to be rescheduled, if necessary, to a time, appropriate for
Democracy, of the President's choosing, given inappropriate
circumstances,now, in the future, or never, as necessary to the furtherance of the Presidency
of President George W. Bush. |
