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Whereas the Bush campaign is open and inclusive ; whereas a great many man-man and woman-woman couples come to understand eventually
that their partnering is as unnatural as, say, an orange orangutan ; whereas many gays whofind themselves in same-sex marriages, in contravention of God's
plan, believe themselves to be without legal recourse when they wish to divorce; whereas all gay marriages must be annulled; therefore we, the undersigned, hereby divorce, if we are in same-sex couples. If we are not, we
vow to do all we can to dissolve gay partnerships, including to download Annul@Home, which
permits anyone to dedicate their home computer to churning through the vast number of pos-
sible gay marriages in America, pre-emptively annulling each one. |
